The Office Flock

Dove announces the new AI has a million-token context window; Sparrow says it can read the entire codebase; Duck fed it all 400 repos; it found 2,000 TODOs from 2019 that say 'fix later'; Raven: 'So it works'; Blackbird reveals its summary of the codebase is one word: 'Why'; Dove: 'First honest review we've had.'