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The Headcount

April 3, 2026
#13
The Headcount

Dove announces HR approved three new headcounts; Sparrow asks if they're engineers; Dove says AI agents, same budget, twice the output; Raven asks if they get equity; Chicken asks who manages them; Duck has already made himself team lead over all three; Blackbird notes Duck has three AI reports and hasn't started a single task; Sparrow: 'Senior leadership material.'

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