The Model
April 4, 2026
Dove says Microsoft released three AI models and they need their own; Dove wants to train it on the codebase and docs; Raven: 'So it'll be confused, outdated, and passive-aggressive'; Duck trained one on Slack that just says 'sounds good' and never follows up; Sparrow: 'So it learned'; Blackbird: 'Indistinguishable from the team'; Dove: 'Ship it.'